porch\ monkey

porch\ monkey
1. (porch monkey) (7280↑, 2764↓)
A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors. A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

2. (porch monkey) (5955↑, 2158↓)
a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

3. (porch monkey) (3395↑, 1045↓)
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to [Clerks], Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted* Randal: Im taking it back\! EX2 Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey\!

4. (porch monkey) (2394↑, 821↓)
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

5. (Porch Monkey) (2833↑, 1527↓)
a black person that sits on his porch all day

you will find them anyplace u find blackpeople

6. (porch monkey) (1340↑, 542↓)
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes

7. (Porch Monkey) (1238↑, 586↓)
A person, of African descent, usually found in the Southern states of the United States. Porch Monkeys were commonly found sitting on their porches doing little or nothing all day. Usually found on Plantations or large land lots with a house/shack of some sort including a porch.

An Alabama Porch Monkey

8. (porch monkey) (213↑, 49↓)
A person or persons that has nothing but time on their hands. When they are not stealing white people's shit, terrorizing white people, complaining about white people, and doing crack, they are usually seen sitting on a porch of some low rent shithole in a rundown urban neighborhood eating watermellon, fried chicken and smoking weed. They are also easily identified by the fact that they are niggers. Niggers are not easily identified at night, unless they smile. And if a nigger is smiling at you, your fucked.

Elderly white woman- Harold I think we're lost. Harold- Why do you say that? Elderly white woman- Because this doesn't look like our neighborhood. The shop windows are all boarded up, there are big old cars with whitewall tires parked along the road and all these run down houses have fucking porch monkeys hanging around staring at us. Drive faster. Harold- I'll get us the fuck outa here.

9. (porch monkey) (495↑, 353↓)
A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

10. (porch monkey) (302↑, 165↓)
A newly defined word via the [Clerks] sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A [bum]. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur\!

11. (porch monkey) (279↑, 149↓)
Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

12. (porch monkey) (175↑, 82↓)
a black that sits on a porch all day living off the white man's welfare. usually smoking mentholated cigarettes

kanye west is a dirty porch monkey

13. (porch monkey) (177↑, 91↓)
Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

14. (Porch Monkey) (104↑, 33↓)
A black person who doesn't want to get his or her lazy ass a job and wants to have his or her money handed to. When they do get a job, they complain or make excuses to perform at unsatisfactory levels or quit. Hence, they never leave their porch.

You can usually find a porch monkey in downtown urban areas.

15. (porch monkey) (115↑, 64↓)
A fuckin nigga who skips out on his child support payments, beats their baby mamas, and applies for welfare at the age of 15. Also they like to eat chicken, of the fried sort, and drink kool aid all day. fuckin over the white man everyday with their niggardom

Tyrone: Yo dawg, i be actin mad niggarish all day Kobe: yea son, i kno wha ya mean. My welfare check jus came today nd im mad hungry porch monkey Tyrone: lets go get some KFC, or roscoes chicken and waffles Kobe: yea i gotta skip out on my child support check right quick. My baby mama be all on my ass bout it, but i just beat her ass

16. (porch monkey) (131↑, 81↓)
see also [nigger] a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey" "i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

17. (porch monkey) (88↑, 45↓)
1. A nigger. 2. Any person who refers to his/her favorite FLAVOR of Kool-Aid as BLUE. You know, niggers. 3. We're taking it back.

1. A porch monkey's only exercise is on the 1st and 15th of every month. 2. Tyrone, what flavor Kool-Aid does you want: cherry, grape, or blue? 3. That porch monkey, Lenny Kravitz, is so versatile that he can stick you with a nigger-knife as well as give you the sheeny curse\!

18. (porch monkey) (49↑, 12↓)
Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.

Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch." John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"

19. (porch monkey) (67↑, 32↓)
a nigger

all that porch monkey ever does is eat watermelon and fried chicken all day

Author: fuckniggersandbeaners http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/3577449
20. (Porch Monkey) (64↑, 36↓)
An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

21. (Porch Monkey) (43↑, 16↓)
A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

22. (Porch Monkey) (208↑, 181↓)
A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch. See [nigger], [jigga boo] and [swamp ninja]

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch\! Son: Hey Pa\! Can we torch him? Can we? Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons\!

23. (Porch Monkey) (54↑, 28↓)
A lazy black man, who sits on his porch drinking and trading his food stamps for crack.

Damn porch monkeys, cant they just get a job\!

24. (Porch Monkey) (355↑, 335↓)
A Nigger, sometimes in the southern US, drinking 40oz while sitting on their porch and complaining about white people "holding him down."

South Carolina is full of porch monkeys that sit on their porches and complain about white people.

25. (porch monkey) (43↑, 24↓)
Porch monkey: Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.

That porch monkey stole my watermelon.

26. (Porch Monkey) (34↑, 18↓)
1. A lazy black man who usually sits on his porch and partakes in various activities such as: listening to the radio, watching the neighbors, drinking grape drink, drinking kool-aid, drinking a 40, eating chicken, eating watermelon, smoking marijuana, smoking newport cigarettes, complaining about why they're always broke, ect. 2. A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is lazy or black

go get a job you god damn porch monkey

Author: angrycrackheaddoe http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/4367803
27. (porch monkey) (24↑, 12↓)
Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little [porch monkeys] so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

28. (Porch Monkey) (15↑, 5↓)
A stanky stupid nigger that enjoys sitting on their porch beating the meat at the young girls that walk by their shack. They eat watermelon, fried chicken, diced peaches. They drink kool-aid and grape drank. If the are not on the porch they are usually walking around walmart stealing shit, at KFC, at the DMV trying to get their impounded license and car back. How to identify them; buck teeth, afros, smoking weed or snorting crack. Also if you dont see them on their porch they might be picking cotton for whte people.

When Mike Grier is not playing hockey for the buffalo sabres you can usually find him being a porch monkey. Mike Grier.

Author: porch_monkey_Alfredo http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/5622333
29. (porch monkey) (17↑, 7↓)
a nigger that has escaped from the trees and found a porch to sell crack off of

cop 1: we need a big bust cop 2: look over there a bunch of porch monkeys lets get them

30. (porch monkey) (43↑, 33↓)
someone who steals ur tv, microwave, car, someone who needs to be lynched..... slang fur nigger

that fuckin porch monkey stole my tv, when i catch um with my car, cuz god knows there too damn fast to catch on feet, im gonna lynch him and his whole nigger family

31. (porch monkey) (15↑, 6↓)
used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.

a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...

32. (porch monkey) (27↑, 19↓)
Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of [Schenectady], NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some [crack whores] to walk by so they can get some ass.

Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.

Author: Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/2620835
33. (Porch Monkey) (8↑, 2↓)
Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey\!

"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"

34. (porch monkey) (8↑, 3↓)
people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers\! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air\! AND THEY STANK\! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING\! Oh and they don't know how to talk\! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?\!\!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying: Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something Ima smack her ass Gurl its hot in here Gurl this line is too long Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

35. (Porch Monkey) (11↑, 6↓)
Porch Monkey, noun A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.

*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by* Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles* redneck walking by: ok...

36. (porch monkey) (12↑, 8↓)
a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

37. (Porch Monkey) (4↑, 1↓)
A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters

-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0 -Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey

38. (Porch Monkey) (22↑, 19↓)
A male/female who sits aroud,who is lazy.It use to be racial but it was changed in 2006.

Amy-Hey you lazy porch monkey get up and do something\! Jimmy-Maybe tomorrow..

39. (porch monkey) (27↑, 24↓)
i fucking nigger that sits around all fucking day, and looks a little niglets.

drew jones is a fucking porch monkey.

40. (porch monkey) (20↑, 17↓)
Equivalent to "nigger". Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it? Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys. Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

41. (porch monkey) (5↑, 3↓)
A stupid nigger that has no life and sits on the porch all day drinks blue kool-aid eat fried chicken all day lazy as fuck and basically a nigger

that porch monkey didnt move all day what a nigger

42. (Porch Monkey) (17↑, 15↓)
Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back\!"

43. (Porch Monkey) (2↑, 1↓)
A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

44. (porch monkey) (6↑, 5↓)
a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

45. (porch monkey) (33↑, 33↓)
A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.

Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.

Author: Was a porch monkey http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/4370704
46. (PORCH MONKEY) (3↑, 3↓)
PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there? GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING\!\! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

Author: P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/3914750
47. (porch monkey) (15↑, 15↓)
racist term used to degrade other races or just pertaining to a frickin lazy guy.

you lazy porch monkey get your ass back to work

48. (Porch Monkey) (1↑, 2↓)
One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa\!

Author: Concerned White Man http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/5326532
49. (porch monkey) (16↑, 17↓)
It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.

Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.

50. (porch monkey) (5↑, 8↓)
a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco" Girl: "what does it do?" Guy: "throws poop at people" girl: "awesome"

51. (Porch Monkey) (3↑, 8↓)
1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends. Race doesn't even come into play This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age. 2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.

"That Porch Monkey really kept the chair on the ground today during the Isle of Man TT race".

52. (Porch monkey) (3↑, 9↓)
A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

53. (porch monkey) (13↑, 20↓)
"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours" *Also known as a [petifile] .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children \!

Author: DiggyDodge YO \!\!\! http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/2393446
54. (porch monkey) (16↑, 28↓)
a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

55. (porch monkey) (4↑, 18↓)
A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white

Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey

56. (porch monkey) (11↑, 25↓)
A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn\!" Person 2: "Say what?" Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?" Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

57. (porch monkey) (54↑, 74↓)
A nigga, bitch\! Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike\!

58. (Porch Monkey) (4↑, 26↓)
An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

59. (porch monkey) (39↑, 61↓)
Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

60. (porch monkey) (5↑, 37↓)
a porchagese person.

kiana is such a porch monkey.

61. (porch monkey) (33↑, 67↓)
Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.

Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.

62. (Porch Monkey) (8↑, 44↓)
Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey\!" GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE\!

63. (porch monkey) (21↑, 58↓)
Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.

Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey\!\!\!\!\! Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?\!?\!:O

Author: Jenna and Marjorie http://porch-monkey.urbanup.com/1939092
64. (porch monkey) (66↑, 110↓)
This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean [nigger] or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

65. (porch monkey) (41↑, 104↓)
Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.

Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey\!

66. (Porch Monkey) (38↑, 103↓)
Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

67. (porch monkey) (56↑, 122↓)
a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

68. (porch monkey) (33↑, 102↓)
Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.

Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.

69. (porch monkey) (39↑, 117↓)
a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

70. (porch monkey) (42↑, 127↓)
A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

71. (Porch Monkey) (36↑, 125↓)
A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference. The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.

"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?" "If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."

72. (Porch Monkey) (34↑, 149↓)
Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch. (not intended to be racist)

"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."

Related: nigger, coon, black, nigga, spook, negro, jigaboo, monkey, jungle bunny, yard ape, spear chucker, jiggaboo, moon cricket, nig, niglet, spade, african american, darkie, racist, cracker, african, niggers, porch, black person, tar baby, swamp ninja, cotton picker, nigglet, ape, jig, lazy, gangsta, bitch, colored, nig nog, blackie, ghetto, slave, gangster, obama
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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